troyesivan:

mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle

(via hi)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(via hi)

shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

(via fake-mermaid)

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via coffeeandcastiel)

phdix:

how cool would it be to wake up one day and not feel like shit

(Source: whackdonalds, via coffeeandcastiel)

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks, via madonnasarmstho)

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