firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

(via ryanvallejo)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via perks-of-being-chinese)

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

image

(Source: tatehorror, via confirmance)

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

(Source: urbancatfitters, via fake-mermaid)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via greed)

jonpedestrian:

my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden image we’re proud of him

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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